Wednesday, April 27, 2011

3 Rants and a Baby!!

Festive: Mariah Carey had an Easter design painted ontoher belly over the weekend 

- For the love of all things stupid and annoying. Yes, you're preggers Mariah. We know. We can all see. You don't need to keep reminding us weekly by painting some juvenile paint-by-numbers pic on your stomach. Hurry up Carey/Cannon twins, let's get the ball rolling before Memorial Day, so I don't have to salute your damn mother's flag.

- It really is true, no one ever thinks their own kid is ugly. Which is unfortunate, because I've seen a bunch lately. Now with facebook, people's delusions are right out in the open. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but not every baby belongs in a beautiful baby contest.

- If I hear one more time that someone has done a "360", someone's getting a back hand. A 360 brings you back exactly where you were before, dumbass. Let's go with 180.

Sending my congrats to Jersey's newest parents, Sarah and Pesh. Welcome to the world, baby J!


  1. You know what is especially NOT cute? Ultrasound photos. Not acceptable as Facebook profile shots.

  2. MG,
    I agree! It's a little personal if you ask me...yes here is a nice shot of my uterus!